I'll start off by saying, I hate computer games. Okay, not all computer games, I love Sid Meiers' Civilization II. I also enjoy Age of Empires and a few other real-time strategy games, but I hate first-person shooters. I tried Halo II once and I died 16 times in a row at the same corner, about 20 seconds into the game. Oh what fun!
Needless to say, when I heard a movie based on DOOM was coming out and some of it was shot from the perspective of a first-person shooter, I had pretty low expectations. However, The Rock and Karl Urban (Eomer from The Lord of the Rings) were both in it, so I thought I'd give it a look. Turns out, it was pretty good. No, not great, but it neither gave me a headache nor did it have me checking my watch at the one hour mark, both of which happened when I went to see Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith. All the usual cliches were there; the beautiful, brilliant blond science babe, the special forces team of misfits (doesn't anyone do psych profiles on these guys?) and the top secret research into things man was not meant to know. There is a lot of running around in dark wet tunnels (apparently the days of sterile, clean research facilities have gone the way of the dodo) and the usual techniques for building suspense (note to minions, when you look down a dark tunnel, wait a few seconds longer than you otherwise would, you keep turning away just before the passing shadow). Still, despite the fact that everything was derivative, it was still worth my $10.95. It was also refreshing to see a movie that didn't have a 105 lb. woman throwing 300 lb. marines around a room like they were ragdolls. It may be sexist, but I simply can't suspend my disbelief when Cameron Diaz takes out the trash at the local Hell's Angels hangout.
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